M eet Steph, the court's very own S.L.E.A.Z.Y. W.O.M.A.N. How does she deserve such a title you ask? Could it be her love of vodka?
O
r maybe her extraordinary talents... Pretty impressive, eh?
Actually, Steph has been honored with this unique distiniction for several reasons...
This all led us to the following creative outlet...
LET IT BE WRITTEN, THAT ON THIS DAY, 13 April 1998, THE CLAN DYNGUS DOES HEREBY INDUCT IT'S NEWEST MEMBER:
Stephanie Goerges shall hereby be known as....
Drumroll please...
The S.L.E.A.Z.Y. W.O.M.A.N. of Dyngus
But wait..., I can almost here all of you say, my curiosity is aroused!! I have many questions that must be answered!!!
First of all, what does S.L.E.A.Z.Y. W.O.M.A.N. stand for? And Finally, Should not one as Noble as Stephanie have a more descriptive title?
To answer these questions, we must consult the Oracle of Dyngus....
Oh magnificent and grand Oracle, remover of sobriety, and keeper of the holy brew, would thee aid us in our quest for resolution to these matters?
THE ORACLE THUS SPAKE:
THE PEASANT KNOWN AS STEPHANIE GOERGES SHALL HAVE TWO TITLES FOR INCESSANTLY PESTERING LOYAL FOLLOWERS OF THE ORACLE OF DYNGUS. THEY SHALL BE THE FOLLOWING:
FOR FORMAL OCCASIONS
Somewhat Ladylike Estrogen Aided Zoomers, Yes!! While Odyssianly Matriculating Any Noodles!!
OR IN TIMES OF CHAOTIC EVENTS (Most of the time Actually)
Lusty, Lusty, Lust woman that can hold 12 ounces in a not so uncomfortable place....
Keeper of the polyorgasmic residue...
She who gives us cause to take a dramatic, pregnant pause...
One who shall, ORACLE willing, never bear the Anti-Christ
(Hint: Stay away from El Gato)....
She who makes the Clan's ass twitch...
She who still believes she is a little princess...
Yet, she is no boy, she is all man, .....
One who truly is more human than human...
Believer that WOMEN RULE....
and Queen of Westmanchester
And Thus it has come to pass that yet another member is added to our growing Clan, receiving all rights and priveleges that accompany all of our royalty.
Disclaimer: The King and Duke reserve the right to add, remove, or alter the above title depending on the whimsy of our ORACLE.